This website is a hodgepodge of elements thrown together by Yours Truly for the sole purpose of amusing myself and, perhaps occasionally, others. Most likely you’ll just find it boring though. After all, who really wants to sift through my monotonous portfolio? Or, worst of all, take a look into the inner-workings of my mind in my blog? I am Alex Laird, a 2011 Computer Science graduate of Cedarville University, Software Engineer at Rockwell Collins, Owner of Branches Hosting, freelance programmer, and server administrator extraordinaire. I earned a wife named Jessica from Cedarville, so I recommend the school. I am also the youngest sibling of a crazy oldest sister (Jenna), one brother (Andrew), and one other sister (Ashley).
In addition, I love witty sarcasm and all things humorous. Bill Cosby and Jerry Seinfeld are always favorites as far as comedians go, and I’m currently digging Brian Regan and Demetri Martin. I’m also a big fan of Jon Stewart and the entire cast of The Daily Show.Oh, and I love anything and everything relating to fire, explosives, and just danger in general. True story.
In closing, be true to your school just like you would to your girl, and your dreams come true. And speaking of girls, if you’re here because you’re interested in pursuing a relationship with me, please fill out and submit this exam. Though I am already married to Jess, who is the love of my life, you’re welcome to submit the quiz and fight her for the position. But she’s one tough cookie.
Enjoy the site!
